Rent You Suck: A Love Story

Absurdist comic author Christopher Moore returns to the theme of vampirism (BLOODSUCKING FIENDS) in this 2007 outing. His teenage slacker hero, Tommy, is inducted into the sunless world of the undead by his acerbic girlfriend Jody, and though the sex is supernaturally good and the nightlife is freaky and fun, there are a lot of drawbacks to being a vampire, including being hunted by a gang of amateur vampire-hunters.