Rent New Rules: Polite Musings of a Timid Observer

From his hugely popular HBO show, Real Time with Bill Maher, come more New Rules. No one is safe from Maher's scathing humor in this hilarious collection.NEW RULEbrFormer drug addicts and alcoholics have to stop saying qI almost died./q No. Cancer survivors almost died. Mary Jo Buttafuco almost died. You almost had too good a time.NEW RULEbrGeorge Bush must stop saying he owes all his success to Laura. George Bush owes all his success to his daddy, his daddy's friends, trust funds, legacy admissions, the National Guard, the Supreme Court, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and AA.NEW RULEbrYou can stop releasing Star Wars now. We've seen it. I don't care if it's in the boxed set, if it's re-mastered or re-digitized, if there's bonus scenes or director's commentary, it's still a space movie for guys who can't get laid.NEW RULEbrEnough with the qfor dummies/q series. The last straw was this week when I saw NASCAR for Dummies. Let me save you the $12.99. IIt's rednecks drinking beer and watching other rednecks turn left.