by Adam Cochran

This book is a wild ride! I even know one guy in Saudi Arabia who got arrested for reading it...okay...it was me who got caught reading it...and it wasnÂ't in Saudi Arabia...it was at the 7-11 up on 17th Street...and I didnÂ't get arrested for reading the book...it was for stealing a box of Ho-HoÂ's...but regardless, itÂ's still a very good book.

The Disturbed Writings of Adam Cochran is a collection of bizarre little stories with unusual twists — a barrage of atypical observations, offensive characters, compelling proverbs, and insightful naughtiness. This book is a bold, new initiative in writing that will kick you in the pants and take your money...then show up an hour later and show you the naked picture of Connie Chung that it bought on eBay with your money.

Along the journey, you will also encounter a hilarious mixture of madmen, morons, eccentrics, and even an occasional robot; all involved in activities ranging from “Good EMT, Bad EMT” to nude poetry readings. Never a dull word. The Disturbed Writings of Adam Cochran isnÂ't going to stop famine or free Tibet, but it may make you wet your pants.