by Dennis Coath

Four old dogs... One rockin' new trick. Geriatric rockers Poddy, Streaky, Smudger and Biffo are the Dogs. Launched in the sixties alongside the Beatles, they sank without a trace. But when, forty years later, they reform for one last gig, the Dogs suddenly find themselves overnight sensations and hurled into a frenzy of sex scandal, haemorrhoid cream and rock 'n' roll. Abetted by glamorous PR Olivia 'Oops' and hotly pursued by the tabloid press in the curvaceous form of Fiona 'Twin Peaks' Clamp, can the Dogs crack America, or will their friendship - and their Fixodent - crack first...